RAMONE WILDE
BORN: 7/7/1966 or 11/11/1966
KNOWN ALIASES: Ramone, Toby LaRone, Kid, Bud, Boss, Babe, Flirt, Visor Guy, Glasses, Robo, Cyborg, Laser Eyes, The Modern-Day Casanova, The Modern-Day Cowboy, The Wild One, The King of Lepers, King of the Underground, King of Sleaze, The Real Life Cupid, Victim of the Modern Time, Guardian Angel, Beach Boy, Muscle Man, Aladdin Insane, Slob, Cutie, Bastard, Sly Bastard, Latin Fire, World-Changer, Smiley, Mr. Obnoxious, Mr. Miami, Man of the Hour, Mr. Larger Than Life, Mr. Funky, The Tramp, Rebel Son, Lucifer’s Son, Marino, The Twin, Stud, Kimmy’s Bestie, Sabrina’s Boy, Vixen’s Ex, Zeus’ Partner in Crime, Zeus’ Lapdog, Magnet, Robin Hood, Darling.
*Ramone has yet to submit a picture “he likes” to the League of Time-Travelers*
FAVORITES
COLOR: UNKNOWN
FOOD: UNKNOWN
BEVERAGE UNKNOWN
HOBBY: Journaling while singing pop songs on the radio
SONG: “Mandy” by Barry Manilow or “Cheri Cheri Lady” by Modern Talking
SKILLS
INTELLIGENCE UNKNOWN
STRENGTH ★★★★☆
CHARISMA ★★★★★
ENDURANCE ★★☆☆☆
CREATIVITY ★★★★★
LEADERSHIP ★★★★★
BOLDNESS UNKNOWN
QUOTES
“Do you feel that? The energy- No! The SYNERGY in this place!”
“Just get behind me!”
“Don’t worry about me for a second. Tonight, we celebrate — I got the rest all taken care of.”
“Not the slightest, darling. I’m Wilde.”
“Did you enjoy the show?”
“Bwhaha! Back from the dead, bozos!”
BIO
Ramone Wilde (born Tony LaRone) tells a different origin story to anyone who asks for one.
They’ve ranged from living under a circus master, becoming a tight-rope act in his world-renown traveling show; to being a Cuban refugee, smuggled to America in a Donald Duck paddle boat, later becoming a top épée fencer at the University of Miami; to being raised by Jehovah’s Witnesses, being sent to various music schools to enhance his natural singing abilities — his favorite singer being Michael Jackson — only to escape and hunker down in an abandoned Cuban Missile Crisis Bunker.
All that’s known for sure is that on occurred July 8th, 1985, while performing in an underground Miami venue called Heaven, he met the time-traveling Cy Manorhaven. And they’ve been inseparable ever since.
Ramone’s goals for The League of Time-Travelers remain a mystery. But given his close friendship with Cy Manorhaven, they are probably big. Only time will tell . . . “like that one Asia song.”
PERSONALITY
Always smiling.
An activist. A loud and proud deviant. Collects newspaper articles.
Unpredictable. It’s a wonder what goes on inside his head at a given moment.
Lies, even to his loved ones if he figures the truth would hurt them.
Despises the rich. Takes pride in scamming the rich to feed himself and his malnourished loved ones.
Loves sleeping-in and watching movies on VHS. Night-owl.
Ripped.
Best friends with Cy Manorhaven.
Always has something romantically going on, with someone. May be heartbroken. Comes off as a hopeless romantic, always asking or providing advice. Loves to talk about love. Tends to admit his feelings quickly. “Amor De Hombre.”
Bilingual: fluent in English and Spanish.
Biracial: Italian and Cuban.
Dresses to impress.
Wears visor sunglasses to hide a scarred, blinded left eye. Refuses to wear an eye-patch, stating: “I don’t want to copy Pete-y. I respect all he’s done.”
Skilled with a Samurai’s katana. Proficient with various gun types.
Has worked alongside various cons, casinos, gangs, mobsters, and The Mafia.
Loves to dance.
CURRENT WHEREABOUTS
May 4th, 1985, Miami, Florida, roaming South Beach with a katana strapped on his back, queuing up Peter Gabriel’s “Red Rain” on his Walkman, looking for a young woman named Vixen.
MESSAGE BOARD
Q1) Why so many names?
A1) Because I’ve been so many places, and I’ve gotten to know so many delightful people. I consider them all an honor — except for “Zeus’ Lapdog”. Jerks. We oughtta remove that one, huh?!