JOLENE DEVINE
BORN: 8/X/2151
KNOWN ALIASES: Jolene, Miss DeVine, Jo, X, Black Beauty, Drummer Girl, Miss Tall Lean & Mean, Miss Potty Mouth, The Stoic, The One Who Got Away, The Bold One.
FAVORITES
COLOR: Black (though she considers it more of a “shade” than a “color”)
FOOD: Blue steak and blocks of various cheeses
BEVERAGE: Room temperature water
HOBBY: Meditating, or taking notes in Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations
SONG: “CEASE AND DESIST” by Alice Glass
SKILLS
INTELLIGENCE ★★★★★
STRENGTH ★★★★★
CHARISMA ★☆☆☆☆
ENDURANCE ★★★★★
CREATIVITY ★★★★★
LEADERSHIP ★★★★★
BOLDNESS ★★★★★
QUOTES
“Awww. You’re intimidated?”
“I’m done here. I’m not wasting another braincell on this nonsense.”
“I aspire to be 1% better everyday. Anything short of that means I’ve failed to seize the day.”
“I am the legend; the one they named The Bold One.”
“Do better.”
BIO
Shhhh!
*Jolene has removed her bio from the League of Time-Traveler’s TOP SECRET database. Somehow . . .*
PERSONALITY
Rough around the edges.
An unforgiving stoic. Regrets nothing. Moves on quickly.
Points out “bull crap” the second it is uttered.
Doesn’t forget anything. Has a fantastic memory.
Capable of working in groups but doesn’t prefer to. She prefers to lead when she has to. Leads by example.
Values her time above all else.
Doesn’t hold onto physical possessions.
Knows a dozen languages, maybe even more.
Currently not interested in romantic relationships.
Intimidating at 6’5” (195.5cm), usually wearing boots on top of that. Her arms are covered with low-res, shape-shifting tattoos. Both of her fists don a large, black “X”. Straight-edge.
Well in-tune with her mind and body. Works out often. Trained in various martial arts forms. Enjoys long-distance running, swimming, biking, yoga, and meditation.
Loves to play the drums, often styling her hair like a 1990s Tommy Lee.
Bold.
CURRENT WHEREABOUTS
January, 1st, 3000, sitting on a rock in the middle of the Thjorsa River, meditating to the sound of a waterfall, not in the best mood, switching between a Tying Tiffany song, “Drownin’” and a Tommy Lee song, “Hold Me Down.”
MESSAGE BOARD
Q1) Who is your role model?
A1) Joey Jordison.
Q2) Are you the secretive type by any chance?
A2) Sure.